The Wonders of Running

I have good news. I don’t have to wear my orthotics any more! It was never a particularly bad injury, but it made walking a bit difficult. The only good …

Daydreams of Central Heating

Occasionally, I have to admit that I miss having central heating. See, I live in a tiny house – as in, a ‘tiny house’, as opposed to a normal house …

Oxygen Will Blow Your Mind

Friends…something AMAZING has happened. And off the back of something horrible as well. So, I was playing on my street corner, like it was a normal day. I’d just busted …

Needles To Stop Pain?

I’ve been looking at the ancient scriptures for guidance, and it’s been…really unhelpful, actually. There was a saying by Ginto Sensei 300 years ago, where he said that “Change is …

I Might Just Need a Whole New Boat

Well, that’s the last time I get my boat serviced at Joe’s Boating and Motor Emporium. It’s also the last time I choose a business purely based on the name. …

The War Began With Windows…

The Kleins across the road have had their windows redone. I hope they realise that this means war. It wouldn’t have been so bad if they’d have just accepted defeat …

Teach Kids Something Useful!

Young people and their internet speak really confuse me. “MFW when I eat spinach.” “TIL that Justine Fleiber has the same birthday as me, FTW!” I’m not even over the …